Frequently Asked Questions

A: Silly human! The headset goes with everything... unless you're already wearing a big hat. In which case, take it off. You look ridiculous.

A: Unlikely. But it might make you laugh so hard your brain forgets it’s dumb.

A: It tried. It got scared. It’s recovering.

A: It’ll try its best, but there are limits to what technology can do.

A: Technically? No. Spiritually? Also no. But send pics.

A: Then it’s doing its job. Just don’t propose. That’s awkward for everyone.

A: Oh Human… If you can use a spoon without hurting yourself, you’ll be fine.

A: No, it runs on dreams and rainbows. Of course it needs batteries… silly Human!

A: Only if you're afraid of being lied to, abandoned, or mildly manipulated. So, like, probably.

A: Then congratulations—you’ve learned a valuable life lesson.